Today's topic, is about Love !

Why love ?

Cause I dunno what to talk about, so this is the random-ed topic.

Well. Have you ever had friends who have found their other halves ?
And when you see them with their significant other, they go :" So-and-so, this is my stead. And this is so-and-so "

What is wrong with that sentence ?

I'd say stead. :S

Personally, I think it's a bloody degrading word.
Stead this stead that. My stead here and my stead there.
It's like calling him/her an object.

OH WELL. Better not get too wordy on that topic. Might bore you all :D

Neways, as I promised Jian Wei ( Hope he found my blog )

This is ..... PHONE.... SEX !!!!

Once upon a time, when Wei Qiang was in Secondary 2, a girl called him.

* Girl * :" Hello ... I'm alone at home right now ...
* Me * :" Erm. Ok ..? "
* Girl * :" I'm in my parents room ... I was searching through their cupboards when I found some porn. "
* Me * :" Ok. "
* Girl * :" There's this girl ... then ...... ( Contents might be disgusting to females and shall be censored by nonsensical gibberish starting from .... now oBAOUSHDOUHWOBWOUBSDOUBSOADUBOD. AOSIDN. )
* Me * :" Hm. Ok.
* Girl * :" I also found a (STARTS WITH A D AND ENDS WITH AN O ! ) in my mum's cupboard ... I'm playing with it now ...
* Me * " Erm .... "
* Girl * :" Can you close the window please ? "
* Me * :" Ok, you wait for awhile k ? "

* Closes window *

* Girl * :" Ohh .. so that's where you stay at "

* Me * :" .... " * Just-got-duped-and-am-speechless-face *

Note. I was totally caught off guard. I remember I was playing diablo that time LOL !
Imagine, you're trying to kill some skeletons and some girl calls you saying that she's screwing herself with her mum's ... D*blahblah*

Well. That was the beginning of a rather weird friendship.

Not only was I totally unaffected due to my blur nature, I also didn't know what she was saying and doing at all. All I wanted to know was how the HECK did this girl get my number, and call me everyday to make funny noises over the phone.

Through the months though, I understood a little more.

She would call, and ask what colour was I wearing ( underneath your clothes ~ )
And I would just give a random colour of the day, as I was always playing games when she calls.

It became a sort of habit.

And whenever she made those noises ( Those who are experienced in BIOLOGY ERM_EREMR_EMRE_REMGM_EG HMM HMM. Should know what I mean. )

She would say that I was too quiet, as I just played my games.

So inexperienced little me just thought of a solution out of the mess this weird-little friend has given to me.

" Too quiet ? What noise am I supposed to make ? "

So I decided to use the age old technique : MONKEY SEE. MONKEY DO.

So I would pant as if I ran up 10 stories 10 times, to match her tiredness.

When she got wild, she'd ask me if I wanted to hear her breast.

Naturally, I'll say yes, just so she wun feel offended, and she would smack it on the phone or something, because I'll hear dull thuds on the phone, like.

" Plop. plop. plop. plop. "

One day, she asked me to meet her. Apparently, she stayed rather close.
So as I was gonna meet her, I decided to ask 2 of my friends along, to back me up.
Who knows what'll happen aye ? She might be some 80 year old grannie who'll force feed me cookies till I die, and proceed to chop my body up to tiny little bits to feed her precious cats, and sell her cats to the pet shop to make ends meet.

But in the end, when I rang her doorbell, she said :" Your friends are around. I can't open the door. :"

So I said :" Hey you guys, go hide ! "

And my friends ran behind the corridor pillar thingies and popped their heads out to see what'll happen to me.

She never opened.

After awhile, she just stopped calling.
For some strange reason, I can't remember the reason why she stopped calling, or if she totally stopped suddenly.

All I can say is, I had a bloody weird pleasure-buddy. lol.
She has the " fun " while I just please her by doing her will.

Oh well. :D
It was kinda fun. lol. Maybe it became a habit.
Everyday, I'd get a weird call from that weird girl, and she'd make noises and demand for me to do so too, and I'd oblige, and she'd be so happy, and stuff like that.

:) Isn't life fun.

Well, time to do typo.
Dun procrastinate too long in my blog aye.
My entry should be long enough to take away at least 5 minutes ?
So take that as a short break.

Hope I dun bore you guys !

Do tag if you read ! :D

Take care

+~Peace~+
Wolffang scribbled at Thursday, January 24, 2008.